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Head-to-heads, round-ups and collection tours: 43 videos where Geth puts several twerps on the beef wagon at once. Each one jumps straight to the watch you want.

Strap test12:37

Uncle Straps Beads Of Rice. Seiko Marinemaster 300 SBDX001 Review

The only aftermarket Marine Master bracelet I'll ever approve, on a factory-fresh SBDX001

2 watches · 2026-04-18 · 1,426 views

Round-up15:54

Seiko SSK GMT+ 5 Sports Extravaganza

One last slap on the beef wagon: eleven of Seiko Steve's twerps before they go home

11 watches · 2026-04-11 · 972 views

Round-up16:23

Seiko 5KX Review

A sausage of 5KX clocks from Seiko Steve: bezels from loose as anything to thumb-splitting, and a monochrome one for the beach

5 watches · 2026-04-09 · 804 views

Round-up22:33

Seiko 5 SSK GMT Review. Multiple Models

Six Seiko 5 GMTs, one box of Steve's depravity: friction bezels, idiotic cyclopses, and a Silver Cloud for the beach

6 watches · 2026-04-04 · 1,476 views

Round-up18:39

The tiers of Seiko

The tiers of Seiko: from the SKX up to the MM300, one rung at a time

8 watches · 2026-02-14 · 2,250 views

Round-up17:59

Seiko Sumo SBDC031, SBDC033, SPB103, SPB321

Sumo showdown: four generations of Seiko paradise, from goofy font to King Sumo

4 watches · 2026-01-31 · 1,507 views

Head to head8:11

Seiko Lumibrite

Lumibrite shootout: Seiko Steve's SLAs in the dark, and the old heads win

4 watches · 2025-12-29 · 415 views

Round-up15:20

Seiko SLA077, Seiko SLA079 Marinemaster 300's

SLA077 and SLA079: a Marine Master that wears like an SKX, with a clasp from a 6R

2 watches · 2025-12-28 · 8,454 views

Round-up10:50

Seiko Marinemaster Bonanza Life. SLA019, SLA047, SLA021, SLA023

Marinemaster bonanza life: SLA019, SLA047, SLA021 and SLA023

4 watches · 2025-12-27 · 3,574 views

Head to head23:14

Seiko Vs Doxa

Seiko vs Doxa: the SLA Trinity against three Swiss divers, matched pair by pair

7 watches · 2025-12-20 · 1,439 views

Head to head10:19

Last post. For the beeeech

The two black sheep of the Doxa familia: Sub 200 and Sub 600T, and I love them both

2 watches · 2025-09-13 · 1,151 views

Head to head10:41

SBDX001 VS SLA023. Similar yet different

SBDX001 vs SLA023: the original Marinemaster shows the new one how it's done

2 watches · 2025-06-14 · 1,151 views

Head to head15:12

Seiko SLA025 VS SLA023

SLA025 vs SLA023: two of the best Seikos ever, and one is beyond Thunderdome

2 watches · 2025-05-24 · 1,610 views

Head to head15:04

SLA033 VS SLA051 Seiko Saturday

SLA033 vs SLA051: two Willards, same guts, £1,450 apart

2 watches · 2025-05-17 · 7,076 views

Collection tour20:53

Current watch collection

Four Doxas, one Marinemaster and two gifts I'll never sell: G's whole collection, April 2025

7 watches · 2025-04-26 · 970 views

Round-up22:54

SLA017 SLA025 SLA033. Seiko holy trinity

The Seiko holy trinity: SLA033, SLA025 and SLA017 in one place

3 watches · 2025-04-05 · 2,256 views

Head to head13:23

Doxa watches comparison. 300t, 600t, 1500t

300T, 600T, 1500T: the Doxa collection complete, and the big brute is the one I'd keep

3 watches · 2024-11-02 · 3,814 views

Collection tour16:32

SOTC Seiko Dive Watch. Special edition featuring Mr Jun

The combined box: every Seiko diver G and Mr Jun own, from a GBP 50 Christmas cracker to two Marinemaster 300s

12 watches · 2024-07-27 · 3,098 views

Head to head11:45

Marinemaster 200 Vs Marinemaster 300

Marinemaster 200 vs Marinemaster 300: the slim banana, the green freak and the blue one I overpaid for

4 watches · 2024-04-20 · 2,186 views

Collection tour14:22

Current watch collection

Twerpery, pared down: two Seikos, two Doxas and the SKX I'll never sell

4 watches · 2024-04-04 · 1,839 views

Round-up10:00

Seiko Sunday

Seiko Sunday: a dented Marinemaster, two of Mr Jun's and the SKX that's never let me down

4 watches · 2024-02-18 · 2,223 views

Round-up30:46

Best Seiko Divers SLA051, SLA065, SLA047, SLA23

Four 8L35 heavy hitters: SLA065, SLA051, SLA047 and SLA023

4 watches · 2023-12-10 · 3,253 views

Round-up10:00

Crown position for the beeeech. Get rid of it

Crown position: why is the crown on the right, digging into your hand? Unacceptable to me

8 watches · 2023-11-18 · 2,030 views

Head to head18:29

Seiko SLA023 VS Sinn U1 Tegimented. 2.8k diver battle

German tank versus Japanese warlord: the £2,800 diver battle nobody wins

2 watches · 2023-10-27 · 1,535 views

Head to head12:45

Seiko SLA065 vs SPB143

SLA065 vs SPB143: same case, more than double the price

2 watches · 2023-07-09 · 6,044 views

Round-up20:12

Entry level luxury dive watches. 1-3 k

Entry-level luxury under three grand: four big divers, one Seiko, one Orient, one Swiss, one German

4 watches · 2023-07-01 · 1,561 views

Head to head18:59

DOXA Sub 300t Sub 1500t Comparison

Sub 300T vs Sub 1500T: the only two Doxas worth buying, and I couldn't choose

2 watches · 2023-06-03 · 10,912 views

Collection tour10:46

Watch collecting journey. SKX007/SLA023

Where it all began and where it ends: SKX007 to Marine Master

2 watches · 2023-05-05 · 802 views

Head to head14:13

Seiko Head To Head. Captain Willard SPB151 VS Turtle SRPE93K1

Turtle vs Captain Willard: the cheap one keeps better time and costs half as much

2 watches · 2023-04-29 · 15,898 views

Round-up15:12

Seiko ASMR. Please relax and enjoy

Seiko ASMR: five quintessential Seikos, hardly a word, just steel

5 watches · 2023-04-07 · 2,639 views

Strap test13:59

Dive watches on rubber straps bonanza

Rubber strap bonanza: nine divers on rubber, from a 50 quid Duro to my Marinemaster grail

10 watches · 2023-04-04 · 2,380 views

Head to head25:29

Seiko SPB143 VS Seiko SPB317. 62 Mas VS Slim Turtle

62 Mas vs Slim Turtle: two of the finest mid-tier Seikos, separated by one or two percent

2 watches · 2023-04-01 · 10,107 views

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FKM Rubber Straps. Casio Duro, DOXA Sub 300t

£12.50 FKM rubber: why buy a £100 Tropic when you could buy a new twerp?

3 watches · 2023-03-25 · 1,396 views

Collection tour13:06

State of the watch collection 2019 roundup

The 2019 Seiko Bonanza Extravaganza: a box of sub-GBP 500 Seikos, from a forgotten Black Bullet to my favourite, the Blumo

8 watches · 2023-02-17 · 535 views

Strap test9:45

Crafter Blue. Seiko Sumo. Seiko Turtle

Crafter Blue on the Turtle and the Sumo: Sumo is king, Turtle is the prince

4 watches · 2023-02-17 · 2,240 views

Round-up13:39

Seiko SARB 035, Seiko SRPB 46, Orient Multi Year Calender. Dress Watch Bonanza

Saturday night dress-up: a GBP 236 SARB035, a Cocktail Time with a mental dial and the cheapest twerp in the box

3 watches · 2023-02-11 · 302 views

Head to head22:05

Large divers watches. Seiko Marinemaster 300 Vs OSD Professional 300 Vs DOXA Sub 1500t

Battle of the behemoths: OSD, Doxa 1500T and the Marinemaster that out-angles them all

3 watches · 2023-02-04 · 2,048 views

Collection tour6:20

State of the collection Seiko Prospex Dive Watches. Daylight edition. Credit Mr Jun

Daylight edition: a dozen Seiko divers in natural light, ending with the best watch ever made

3 watches · 2023-01-15 · 5,507 views

Strap test7:16

Seiko SBDX017 Rubber Strap On SLA023

The SBDX017 rubber on my SLA023: looks amazing, holes in my wrist

2 watches · 2023-01-13 · 3,278 views

Collection tour18:48

State of the watch collection

State of the collection: nine years of twerps in the order I bought them, and I've never sold a single one

10 watches · 2022-12-31 · 1,956 views

Round-up19:43

Orient Dive Watches. The Tiers Of Orient

The tiers of Orient: from a GBP 100 Ray II to the Saturation Diver, one of the best watches in the history of mankind

4 watches · 2022-12-29 · 1,579 views

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Seiko Marinemaster 300 bracelet options from Strapcode. Hexad and Engineer

Strapcode Super Engineer vs Hexad on the Marinemaster 300: beefy or tapered

2 watches · 2022-12-11 · 7,867 views

Head to head16:03

Seiko Marinemaster 300. SLA023 SLA047

SLA023 and SLA047 side by side: two Marinemasters, British racing green, and I can't pick

2 watches · 2022-12-09 · 9,357 views