Small channel. Massive beef.
Look, I'm not MrBeast. I'm Uncle Geth: a Seiko nerd with a loupe, a kitchen scale and a beer. But the bros who watch actually watch, then they pile into the comments to argue about clasps. That's the beef wagon. Your twerp wants to be on it.
The vitals
Total views
On 2.65K subscribers. That's 331 views for every single bro. Do the maths.
Engagement
Likes and comments on my last 12 reviews, divided by views. 4.7% across all 154 of them. Not a typo.
Comments per 1,000 views
They don't lurk. They turn up, they've got opinions, and they've usually got the watch.
Views in 30 days
Old reviews keep pulling. A twerp I covered in 2022 still gets watched today.
Median views per review
Every review, not just the bangers. Real watch buyers, searching for the exact reference.
Average review
Deep dives, not unboxings. Casework, dial, bezel action, loom, the Comfortability Matrix.
Twerps reviewed
Across 18 brands, from £150 Seiko 5s to Marinemasters. Every one rated on the Unreal Scenario scale.
Best Short
221 Shorts and counting. Quick hits on the wrist that go way past the subscriber count.
Channel totals from Social Blade, 2026-10-31. Engagement worked out from YouTube's public like and comment counts on every video.
Comments on 16 views
That's my latest review, "Seiko Marinemaster 300 HBF001". One comment for every Infinity people who watched. Unreal scenario, bros.
The receipts
All the videos
Who's on the beef wagon
Watch people who buy watches. Seiko obsessives, Doxa divers, microbrand hunters, strap fiends. Most of them own more twerps than is medically advisable, and they want the truth before they spend their zlotties.
They trust me because I'll tell them when it's a shitter. So when I say it's for the beeeech, they listen.
Full audience breakdown (countries, ages, watch time) from YouTube Studio on request.
What we can do
Send a twerp
A full review: casework, dial, bezel action, loom, bracelet, the lot. Rated on the Unreal Scenario scale, then listed on this site for good, with the video, photos, specs and buy links.
Head to head
Your watch against the one everyone compares it to. The bros love a fight. My Captain Willard vs Turtle did 16K views.
Shorts
Quick hits on the wrist, close-ups, the loom shot. My best Short did 72K views on a channel of 2.65K.
The beer slot
Every video has a guzzle. Your beer on camera, named by me, and in the "What Geth's drinking" box on every listing it's in. 14 beers on the wagon so far. Cheers, bros.
Straps and bits
Straps, tools, boxes, loupes. If it goes on or near a twerp, I'll put it through its paces and tell you straight.
Forever listing
Not a post that's gone by Tuesday. Your watch gets its own page here, with Geth's rating, where to buy, and every video it's ever been in.
Honest, always.
Send me a twerp and you get a proper review, not an advert. If it's rad, it's for the beeeech. If it's a shitter, I'll say so, then I'll get rid of it. No paid scores, ever.
That's why the bros trust me, and it's why it works for you. Gifted and sponsored stuff is always flagged on the video.
Send Geth a twerp
Watch brands, microbrands, strap makers, breweries: drop us a line. Tell us what you've got and we'll sort the rest. Never give up.
[email protected] →Sending a watch? We'll send you the address.