For the beeeech and in the face.

Look at it. Just look at it. 110+ twerps on the beef wagon, from £150 Seiko 5s to the Marinemasters. If it's rad, it's for the beeeech. If it's a shitter, get rid of it immediately!

never
give up

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How Geth rates

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10

Unreal scenario

Grail. Casework, dial, bezel, the lot. He'd wear it into his fortress of solitude every day of the week.

9

Beyond thunderdome

Off the scale on the stuff that matters. One tiny niggle off a grail.

7–8

For the beeeech

A proper good watch. A niggle or two, usually the clasp.

5–6

It wants to be good

Looks the part, tries hard. Something lets it down.

1–4

Get rid of it

A shitter. Or brilliant for someone else, just not for Geth.

Seiko nerd. Venice Beach soul.

Everyone else in watches is either flogging jewellery or shouting at a camera. Geth knows his Zaratsu from his crown tubes, weighs your Marinemaster to call Seiko liars, and still calls it a twerp.

"Unreal scenario, bros. So tasty, bros."Gethin on the SLA055

For the beeeech

Tees, tanks, shorts, socks and caps. Faded like a '91 summer. Drop coming soon. Never give up.